Johnny Carson
  • Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

  • My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

  • For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

  • For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

  • I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.