I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.