Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.