Josh Billings
  • Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.

  • The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

  • Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.

  • Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

  • Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got.