Josh Billings
  • Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

  • If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.

  • A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.

  • There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.

  • I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.