Larry David
  • Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!

  • The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.

  • I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

  • I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

  • Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.