Larry David
  • I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

  • There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

  • I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

  • It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

  • There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.