Laurence J. Peter
  • An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

  • The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

  • Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

  • Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

  • Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.