You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.