I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?