The truth is, I've never fooled anyone. I've let men sometimes fool themselves.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.

A man has a tendency to accept you the way you are, while most women immediately start to pick flaws and want to change you.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

When it comes to gossip, I have to readily admit men are as guilty as women.