Mark Twain
  • Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

  • We have the best government that money can buy.

  • If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

  • The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

  • Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.