Mark Twain
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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We have the best government that money can buy.
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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
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The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.