Mark Twain
  • Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

  • Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.

  • Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

  • When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

  • Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.