Mark Twain
  • It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

  • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

  • Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

  • All generalizations are false, including this one.

  • By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.