I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence I can reach for perfection is God's business.

My happiness grows in direct proportion to my acceptance, and in inverse proportion to my expectations.

I really love being alive. I love my family and my work. I love the opportunity I have to do things. That's what happiness is.

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor.