Paul Lynde
  • Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

  • Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

  • I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

  • I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

  • I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.