Robert Benchley
  • A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

  • I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

  • A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

  • You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

  • It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.