Robert Benchley
  • I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

  • Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

  • Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

  • Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

  • I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.