The good thing about L.A. is that there's always someone more famous 100 yards away from me.

As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny.

To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.

Marriage can be expensive, and if I lose millions then it'll be the best millions I've spent.