Spike Milligan
  • A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

  • My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

  • How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

  • I can speak Esperanto like a native.

  • And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.