Steve Martin
  • Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

  • I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

  • Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

  • I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

  • I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.