Woody Allen
  • Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

  • It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

  • If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

  • Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

  • I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.