If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.