Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.

Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

Never have more children than you have car windows.