Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment, you perform better when your thoughts, feelings, emotions, goals, and values are in balance.