Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and everything was packed up and in the car ready to go and I hid and I was crying because I really did not want to go, I wanted to play. I did not want to go.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.