What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?

Most people have no concept of how an automatic transmission works, yet they know how to drive a car. You don't have to study physics to understand the laws of motion to drive a car. You don't have to understand any of this stuff to use Macintosh.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.