Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.

When I get a little money I buy books and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.