Funny
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.