Funny
  • A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

  • As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

  • Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

  • Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

  • My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.