My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.