Philosophy is a kind of journey, ever learning yet never arriving at the ideal perfection of truth.

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth, to make truth laugh, because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth.