Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.