Marriage
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
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There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?