Marriage
  • A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

  • If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

  • There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.

  • Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

  • Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?