I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.