Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier.

Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.