When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.