Fans don't boo nobodies.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.