Sports
  • Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquillity.

  • Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

  • Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.

  • The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.

  • The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.