Sports
  • The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

  • Wrestling is ballet with violence.

  • Life is about timing.

  • You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.

  • I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.