Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.