Ambrose Bierce
  • Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

  • Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

  • Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.

  • What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.

  • Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.