Ambrose Bierce
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.