Andy Rooney
  • I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

  • All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

  • The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

  • I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

  • The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.