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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.