Dave Barry
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
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Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.