Dave Barry
  • Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

  • It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

  • The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

  • The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

  • I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.