Dave Barry
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.