Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.