Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.