I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.