George Burns
  • I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

  • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

  • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

  • When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

  • If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.